“My mom cried when I got the job as valet at the Bored Ape Yacht Club, one of the preeminent social clubs for apes. As she grunted, hooted, and cut open one of the best bananas in our collection, she was a hoot. “Jenkins,” she said, “you’re going to rub shoulders with some of the finest apes from around the world.” I looked at her with a skewed grin. She had a knack for embellishment, and I was only going to be a valet, after all.”

Jenkins the Valet, a brown-furred, wide-eyed service ape, is quite ordinary, however, his Irish boho-hat and work vest make him stand out. This is what you should considerA diligent professional, an example of discretion and one of the most boring apes within the Bored Ape Yacht Club’s (BAYC), universe.