In the hour preceding the gas wars at the Otherside metaverse, the fever-pitch euphoria caused by nonfungible tokens (NFT), reached new all-time highs.

According to most reliable accounts, after almost a full year of rapid exponential growth, speculation, and cultural spotlighting the market finally took a breather. The market is now back to normal. The famine has subsided, and it officially enters its first bearish cycle.